--- title: "3 More Ways to Prank Your Developer Colleagues" url: "https://www.bekk.christmas/post/2022/03/3-more-ways-to-prank-your-developer-colleagues" authors: ["Johannes Kvamme"] published: "2022-12-03" updated: "2024-11-07T13:05:28Z" language: "en-US" type: "article" tags: ["Utvikling"] keywords: ["terminal", "prank", "tools"] --- # 3 More Ways to Prank Your Developer Colleagues Last Christmas, [I gave you my pranks](https://www.bekk.christmas/post/2021/13/4-ways-to-prank-your-developer-colleagues). The very next year, I give you some more! Alright, I admit that didn’t quite fit the melody, but pranks are a-coming never the less! ## In short The article shares three terminal and dependency pranks: replacing a mistyped command with a passing steam locomotive, aliasing `open` to an ASCII aquarium, and adding the `everything` package so a project installs far more than expected. The reader comes away with a few simple ways developer tools and configuration files can be turned into harmless surprises. - **For:** Developers who use the terminal on Mac or Linux - **Good to know beforehand:** Basic terminal usage and familiarity with shell configuration files and package managers _AI-generated_ ### Steam Locomotive 🚂 It might just be me, but Christmas means trains. Polar Express watched for the nth year in a row. A train ride home to visit family. A model train track looping under the Christmas tree. Or even my newest acquisition: a tree-shaped Christmas bauble. Originally created to punish a behavior that at least I can relate to, Toyoda Masashi made the program Steam Locomotive, or `sl` . This little tool is meant to help anyone who types a command and immediately presses enter, believing that there is no way they could have made any typo at all. Only a short mistyping away from `ls` , `sl` takes over your terminal for a short time to display a steam locomotive rolling past your eyes. The glory of this prank is how easy it is to set up! Simply install it through `brew` (Mac) or `apt install sl` (Linux). > “it’s just a joke command, and not useful at all.”—Toyoda Masashi ### ASCII-Aquarium 🐟 For many a Mac user, `open` is a great tool to simply open any file you are currently seeing in your terminal with the standard configured program to view files with that file ending. Agood candidate to mess with! I admit, this “prank” is mainly because I like ascii-aquarium, or `asciiquarium`. I mean, who doesn’t want an aquarium in their terminal. Especially when you did not intend to turn your entire terminal into an aquarium! So of course that is what we are gonna give our colleagues. Start with downloading asciiquarium, e.g. with `brew `if your colleague uses Homebrew. Which is very likely if they are on a Mac. If not, this might be the Christmas in which you give them a great tool instead of a prank! `brew install asciiquarium` With asciiquarium installed, we need to set a permanent alias. And where to better do that than their terminal configuration file, `~/.zshrc`or `~/.bashrc` . Somewhere in that file, enter a new alias `alias open=asciiquarium`. Simply save the file, and wait. For immediate effect, restart their terminal. For delayed effect, do nothing and allow the effect to activate the next time they reopen their terminal. ### Install everything 🧑💻 I am still debating whether this is pure evil or a good prank, but there exists a node package to rule them all. By a single sentence added to a `package.json`, you can make your colleague install _everything_. Lucky for me, I was simply shown this package by a colleague for a great laugh. Your poor colleague, however, might think their computer is just slow at installing dependencies today. So they go to get a cup of coffee while their machine is working. But surprise, it is still not done when they get back. And it most likely wont for a while. Because their dependency list just got **big.** It is as easy as sneaking `everything: ^1.1.7` into their dependency list in their `package.json`. Be somewhat nice though and add it to devDependencies, just in case they pay per minute for continous integration. Voila! That’s it. _everything_ is now installed on their computer_._ **_everything_**_._ ## Relevant resources recommended by the author - [4 Ways to Prank Your Developer Colleagues](https://www.bekk.christmas/post/2021/13/4-ways-to-prank-your-developer-colleagues): Your true love might desire four calling birds for Christmas, but your colleagues do not have the same opportunity to raise their wishes. I suggest 4 pranks!